coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
“you’re like a son to me”
“dad, i am your son”
when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”
person: stop being weeaboo trash, anime sucks.
me: watashi wa came to have a genki time and watashi am honestly feeling so attacked right now nya~ . ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡
I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day
im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream